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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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